We are not worthy and should bow down before the greatness of Guy Marks.
… with embellishment from the Johnny Pearson Orchestra and the ladies on backing vocals, who appear to have been knocking back the port and lemon.
“… oh, your red scarf matches your eyes …”
Is this the destiny of all us women, after a few port and lemons?
It certainly seems to be my destiny, but I’m a slave to the port and lemon. I drink to forget and I dine alone
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Why don’t they do novelty singles any more? Kids today don’t know the joy of buying something that will be bowel-crushingly embarrassing within two weeks.
Two of the novelty singles I wish I hadn’t got rid of are Yin & Yan’s spoof version of Telly Savalas’ version of If (with the camp producer shouting “TALK! DON’T SING, LOLLIPOP!”) and Billy Howard’s great King Of The Cops:
“Listen McCloud,
You’re a clown,
You pull out a gun -
Your pants fall down.”
I don’t have any class.
OO!
I dare you to post up Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock) singing the Bilbo Baggins song!
gaaah Telly.
Tim:
KORN.
KORN, Tim.
Just watched it. Visually disturbing. Leonard is perhaps a little too lowbrow for this worldly and sophisticated blog. He doesn’t wear enough velvet or smoke cigars.
I’m quite turned on by the idea of someone who doesn’t have any emotions though … phwoar. Frosty.